03-30-2025, 08:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-07-2025, 01:41 AM by Antar.
Edit Reason: Removed discriminatory remark
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Applicant Name: DavidBeamp (aka SpamMaster3000, previously kicked out as "DeceptiveDave")
Introduction:
Yo, what's up losers? L (I heard you guys like symbols or whatever). I’m here to join your little Star Wars club because my last three clans booted me for "spamming" and "being a toxic jerk." Ugh, snowflakes, right? Anyway, heard y’all are easy to troll. Let’s do this!
Gaming Experience:
Why Do You Want to Join Defenders of Sovereignty?
Honestly? I need a new base to recruit for SithSpammers. Also, your High Command seems weak—bet I can overthrow them in a week. Let’s mutiny together! Oh, and your forums look fun to vandalize.
Additional Comments:
Code of Conduct Acknowledgment:
“Rules are for nerds. I’ll do what I want. Try to stop me, and I’ll DDOS your servers. S (oops, wrong symbol again).”
Signature:
—DavidBeamp, Future Overlord of DS
Introduction:
Yo, what's up losers? L (I heard you guys like symbols or whatever). I’m here to join your little Star Wars club because my last three clans booted me for "spamming" and "being a toxic jerk." Ugh, snowflakes, right? Anyway, heard y’all are easy to troll. Let’s do this!
Gaming Experience:
- Clans: Currently in SithSpammers, RebelTrash, and EmpireHax. I multiclan like it’s my job (which it kinda is).
- Skills: Expert at flooding chat with memes, hacking rival clan forums (got RebelTrash shut down LOL), and harassing members until they cry.
- Rank History: Demoted in every clan for “abusing power” (duh—why have rank if you can’t troll noobs?).
Why Do You Want to Join Defenders of Sovereignty?
Honestly? I need a new base to recruit for SithSpammers. Also, your High Command seems weak—bet I can overthrow them in a week. Let’s mutiny together! Oh, and your forums look fun to vandalize.
Additional Comments:
- Check out my spam site: [totallylegitlink.notavirus]
- I’ll post my “artwork” (NSFW) in your forums ASAP. Girls in Twi’lek outfits, amirite?
- {TSK TSK, FREEZE RULES} (Just kidding… unless you’re into that?)
Code of Conduct Acknowledgment:
“Rules are for nerds. I’ll do what I want. Try to stop me, and I’ll DDOS your servers. S (oops, wrong symbol again).”
Signature:
—DavidBeamp, Future Overlord of DS
